We've clearly led into today with several Olympics-related quotes, and we only have a couple more days where that'd be relevant. But there just aren't that many Olympic-related pieces of pop culture that can compete with Gymkata. So how about Snakes on a Plane? Just think of it as a metaphor - the CGI snakes eating the hapless passengers represent evil athletes who are doping (or 12-year old gymnasts forging passports) to win gold medals over their innocent rule-abiding competition. And Sam Jackson is the International Olympic Committee Anti-Doping Commission who says, "Enough is enough. I have had it with these muthaf***in' cheaters in these muthaf***in' Games!"

Okay, that didn't work at all. We're probably just trying to excise our bad memories from getting to the theater early on Snakes on a Plane's opening night, spending upwards of $9 on a menagerie of rubber snakes and then finding that the rest of the Charlotte population had
Neville Flynn (Samuel L. Jackson): "We need weapons. Do you have any silverware or cutlery?"
Claire Miller (flight attendant played by ER's Julianna Margulies): "We don't have any silverware. All we have are these."
Flynn: "Sporks?"
Okay, now that that's out of the way, here's a real-life Olympic story. From an article in today's Detroit Free-Press:
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Anyway, the show (Access Hollywood) sought to update its Michael Phelps story from the Athens Olympics, when it asked him which celeb he'd most like to meet.
Said Phelps in 2004: "Lindsay Lohan. She's pretty hot."
So four years later, (host Billy) Bush brought Phelps this text response from Lohan: "Tell him he's (expletive) amazing, and I want to meet him."
"That's pretty cool," Phelps said.
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Great. If Phelps spends any time with Lindsay Lohan, he not likely to get any gold medals in 2012, but he will likely pick up chlamydia. Olympic flame, indeed.

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