quote of the day (August 26, 2008): pure laziness edition

We're feeling pretty lazy today. It's raining outside the QOTD Home Office, and we're just not up to coming up with something to quote today. So we'll just use another Dwight Schrute quote (two days in a row? very half-assed.) and then go to Old Faithful, Arrested Development:

"For some reason, there are a lot of yeast infections in this county. Probably because we're down-river from a bread factory."
--Dwight Schrute (Rainn Wilson), Medical Expert/Assistant to the Regional Manager, Dundler-Mifflin Paper Co.

And our lovely trip to Bluthdom:

"Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist."
--nevernude Tobias Funke (David Cross) discusses his therapy career with his wife Lindsay (Portia de Rossi)

Tobias' card, long before he became a Blue Man or Phyliddia Featherbottom