quote of the day (July 1): America - F*** Yeah! (oh, and also, Oh Canada)

Day two of our patriotic tribute to the Western Hemisphere, the dancingest hemisphere of all! Ooops. That's actually from Hooray for Everything, from The Simpsons. We're supposed to be talking about the United States, as we prepare for Independence Day this Friday.

Lest our Canadian fanbase be disappointed, we also want to acknowledge that today, July 1, is Canada Day! Join me in donning your celebratory touque, cracking open a Moosehead and honoring our neighbors to the Great White North.

"Canada is the greatest nation in this country."
--former Toronto mayor Allan Lamport

Some typical Canadian citizens.

And onto the USA, from Team America: World Police, Team America's theme song:

"America, F*** yeah!
Comin' again to save the muthaf***in' day, yeah!
America, F*** yeah!
Freedom is the only way, yeah!
Terrorists, your game is through
'Cause now you have to answer to
America, F*** yeah!"

A typical American resident. Note: Even mulleted illiterates love the Cardinals. Take that, Cub fans!