quote of the day (July 21)

Since July 21 is almost over, how about a quickie for today (Michael Scott: "That's what she said.")...but don't fret, we have some bigger things planned for tomorrow.

A few bits from off-beat comedian (and keytar player in the Crazy Dogggz) Demetri Martin:

"I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed because I thought, 'Damn, I'm less nurturing than a desert.'"

"A lot of people don't like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It's like a little sign that says 'Hey, let's never hang out."

"If I ever saw an amputee being hanged, I would just yell out letters."

Oh, crap. Another game that I can only beat on the medium level.