Quote of the Day (May 9, 2008)

Well, it's official--QOTD has gone worldwide. Since we re-started this blog, we have had visits from 5 continents (why no love, Africa? Et tu, Antarctica?), 21 countries, and 30 U.S. states (we're apparently not big in the central plains).

Obviously, most of these visits are accidental. Just imagine how sad the people are who found this site when they type "ginger kids website" or "how big is a baby hat" into google.

Anyway, though we love all of our visitors, we were especially excited to get our first visitor from the Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan yesterday! In honor, today's quote are some selected verses from Borat (Sasha Baron Cohen), and his version of the Kazakh national anthem (sung to the tune of the "Star-Spangled Banner"):



Please rise.




"Kazakhstan greatest country in the world.
All other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool.
It’s length thirty meter and width six meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan industry best in world.
We invented toffee and trouser belt.
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course for Turkmenistan’s."